Random Sayings

Have you ever had something come out of your mouth and as soon as you said it, you think, "Where did that come from? Did I really just say that?"

That happens to me a lot. Far more than it probably should.

Examples:

• "I want a pet cow. And when it dies, I can eat it."
• "I feel like I am turning into the boogey man because he is all boogers."
• "The bloodgates have opened!"
• "Pandora is in a middle school dancing mood."
• "You can break your butt having a baby."
• "SHUT THY TRAP YOU STINKING BABY ON THE BRINK OF RAPIDLY DESCENDING INTO THE ETERNAL PIT OF ROT KNOWN AS OLD AGE."

But. Sometimes, I have a good line every now and then. Those are rare times. Like these:

"Sometimes we learn more in the questions we ask than the answers we get."

Many of these statements are comic relief, but I'm amazed at myself sometimes. Well. A lot of times. I know myself best and yet sometimes I wonder will I ever know all there is to know about me? I constantly wonder. I do things sometimes I don't know I did them, or I react in ways I don't understand why I did. And I'm not always sure how to handle it. So I wonder, how do other people respond to themselves when they are faced with something about themselves they don't understand?